I look for no trouble. Maybe it is just me. Alasan.

Salaam Alaik

Somebody is in BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG trouble.

Ayok ayok ayok. Tak tahu.

Then the talk will definitely start again. You know, those parents-y "I told you so" talk. Like,

"Tulah, Ibu Ayah dah cakap. Benda-benda macam ni, yang penting ni, jangan letak merata. Make sure you put in one file and keep it safe. Kan sekarang dah susah."

I heard this one also,

" Dah berapa kali dah Ibu Ayah cakap. Confirm kan flight. Confirmkan!!!!Kan sekarang dah susah."

And I have this clumsiness that I tried and still trying to get rid of very badly that I always hear this,

" Ha, kan dah tumpah/pecah/patah/koyak/you name it. Ibu Ayah dah cakap. Jangan pegang macam tu. Jangan letak kat situ. Jangan Awa.. Jangan. Jangan.." and you know the rest.

It is very hard to admit that they are 100% right. but then again they ARE always right. I wonder do parents have the power to predict the future as sometimes.. er.. most of the times, make a premonition that turns out to be true.

Maybe it is like a syndrome for kids to irk, to annoy their parents without wanting to, actually. Like, it happens naturally in every family. A tendency to make parents very annoyed with their children at times despite the unconditional love because of petty things the kids do that somehow will burden everyone in the family.

Macam...

Losing your passport?

Forgetting your passport and realised it as you are on your way to the airport?

Your name is not in the flight list?

Left your most needed forms?

Er..

Breaking a glass that is in a place whereby the opportunity for error is very high?

Stubbornly buying things when parents said NO? =P

Really, we kids do not hope for all these to happen but it happens. Yes, we can actually prevent them from happening but you know, KIDS.

Haih.. I guess maybe it is in the genes. Since both of my sisters somehow always have something going on when they are going away to some place.

And I hope I will not have that gene of having problems when travelling. and this clumsiness.. Go away, you. Syuh.. syuh..

I hope for no more of myself being clumsy. Because I do not want troubles when cutting up someone's body part in future.

Ampun, minta dijauhkan!

Anyhow,

We love you Mum and Dad! and we are very sorry for all the troubles you went through because of us. We never ever meant to .We are silly, clumsy, and stubborn.

Yang, geram Ude tengok anak-anak ni.

Tapi kita mesti senyum, De. Masuk blog ni.

Kan Akak Angah kan?

Oh, don't you guys ever try to deny it. Cucuk pusat tu dalam- dalam kang!

I not stupid I just witty

Salaam Alaik

Situasi bilik mandi. Seboleh-bolehnya jika anda ingin melakon semula, haruslah menjerit dengan sekuat hati. Boleh melepaskan stress kehidupan yang membabitkan pergaduhan mesra bersama kakak tersayang serta stress kerana tidak dibenarkan keluar rumah sebelum waktu Asar tetapi masih gigih memikirkan cara yang licik untuk curi-curi keluar.

"Are you stupid, Haziq?"

"NO! I am stupid." Yakin beliau menjawab soalan yang ditujukan pada diri sendiri.

Manusia-manusia di luar bilik mandi cuba menahan gelak terkekeh-kekeh. Menekup bantal ke muka. Konon bermain telefon untuk mengalih perhatian diri.

"Kenapa gelak-gelak?"

"Betul apa." dan lagi dengan yakin beliau menjawab pertanyaan diri sendiri.

Obviously he did not understand what he was saying at all. Or he was just being truthful.

Sometimes.

Lol

I am a happy monkey with two big front teeth. Want to learn my skills?

Okie dokie. I am off to bed, now.

Ta

Service with a laugh.

Pastu nanti kasteme semua takut terus cabut lari. teruja pula letak font ada warna.

Salaam Alaik

Please smile when I smile back to you. It is courtesy even I do not know you and you do not know me. It is an irksome thing to do if you looked back and show your such a boring face to my smiley sunshine face.

Lagipun, senyum kan sedekah. Senyum laki perempuan je tak baik. Kalau laki senyum, mesti gatal-gatal nak senyum balik kan?Kalau perempuan senyum, kenapa tak mahu senyum balik? Salahkah perempuan itu menjadi perempuan? OK dah merepek. Shadap.

If you smiled back, surely I will recommend your goreng pisang to others. And yes, your goreng pisang is marvellous. But if you add a little service with a smile, it will attract more and more and more customers. I am sure you will like it and I like it when people who smile at me, not sarcastically but a pure smile because I think she is very nice to me even though I do not know her as you know, I said it before, it is out of courtesy, is doing well in the business ( i am always confused where to put double s'es . not asses).

Same goes anywhere. Not only applied to Makcik Goreng Pisang only. Those who work to serve the people, be it behind the counters of government offices especially, will it do you any harm if you just smile? Just stretch a little bit of your muscle would be fine. Unless you have a gloomy face like mine, once in one of the many phases in my life. LOL. Not anymore, I think.

But can doctors always put a smile on their face? Please answer me dear sister. I think those who work as paediatrician will have a hard time to smile always because it is a heart wrenching thing to see kids with such conditions, you know what I mean. But then again, who will not smile to little children? Haziq is not included in the category of little kids sometimes. He is one big boy that sometimes or most of the times, annoy me but I love him anyway. Just sekeh here and there is my way of showing some love. Kehkehkeh. Lepas ni, mesti ibu tarbiah untuk menyayangi adik. No offence eh,Amma? ;) I do love Haziq when he is asleep though as he looks very angelic. Tapi tunggulah bila jerawat muncul. Pasti kecomelan itu hilang sama sekali.

The housekeeping PakCik made me sad.

Sheesh. Why do I sound very emo-ish? Maybe it is the "bloody" time which is a bit overdue. Hormones and all.

Ok. I need to get back to work.

and I hate the smell of cigarettes smokes. Merokok pergi luarlah dey!

Sengal.

Kucing miao-miao. Orang pot-pet-pot-pet

Salaam Alaik

Hai. Saya baru balik dari Kuching. Penatlah. Perut pun tak sihat sebab otot sphincter gagal berfungsi buat sementara. Akibat makan yang berlebihan yang kurang kandungan serat rasanya. Yelah kan, mana nak dapat makanan Sarawak yang pelik-pelik. Oleh itu, wajiblah mencuba sana sini. Sekarang, dah baik dah.

oh haha. Malaslah nak update.

Mesti mereka yang rajin akan update pasal Kuching. Ohohohoho..

Maka, lawatlah ini,ini, ini, dan ini jika berminat nak tahu pasal Kuching. Kalau mereka pun tak kemaskini blog, pergi kacau mereka. Pasti mereka akan tulis satu pos panjang pasal Kuching. Mereka suka menulis.

Tapi, saya nak ucapkan selamat tinggal, goodbye, ma'as salamah, adieu, tata ....

kepada Syafiqah a.k.a Pekot yang bakal terbang pada esok hari. Semoga kamu selamat pergi dan sampai di sana. Nanti jika ada rezeki kita jumpa di sana dengan wang biasiswa kamu. Mueheheh.

Saya tak beli-belah di sana tapi ada buah tangan buat semua. Nak tak, anak-anak?

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Ini ulat mulong. Makan begitu saja, nyaman. Goreng pun nyaman. Tekanlah. Kemudian, zoom besar-besar.




Ini baik untuk nyihatkan badan.

Jika diberi pilihan, saya memilih untuk menjadi Orang Ulu kerana rumah mereka sangatlah best dan bergaya dan cool dan hebat dan berangin dan besar dan tinggi.

Sekolah saya muda lagi.ayu serta ceria.

Baru cat. Wow!

Salaam Alaik

Maybe it is not too late to post about this. But just for the record, I went to my school last weekend and it was very nice to see some of my friends that I have not been in touch for the past two years.
Gila anti-sosial.

But I still have not pick up my SPM's cert. Pejabat tutup sebab cuti Thaipusam.

Abaikan pakaian kami yang sedikit sememeh. Maklumlah dalam asrama dan mungkin ada yang tak mandi lagi.

Kadang-kadang, apa yang kita perlukan hanyalah sedikit peringatan. Sebab kadang-kadang kita lupa. Kita lalai. Kita terlalu seronok. Kita tak ingat dunia lagi satu tapi saya masih bersyukur ada keluarga dan kawan-kawan yang sentiasa mengingatkan.

Saya sangat teruja melihat kawan-kawan yang dah lama saya tak berkomunikasi. Nadya, Shak, Ziera, Zetty, Yanad, Amni, Zul, Ain Nabek, Akah, Shashi, Midee, TK, Shasha.

dan juga kawan-kawan yang akhir-akhir ini sudah saya ketemu. Mimy dan Nova. Nova sangat gigih. Saya doakan kejayaan beliau menduduki peperiksaan nanti. Semoga cemerlang gemilang terbilang hendaknya

dan tak lupa juga kawan yang baru saya kenali. Pa'a. Beliau sangat fun orangnya.

Mimy, if you somewhat reading, later I will give you Pa'a's last day in SMAP Labu photos and Mimy, done with the video or not?

Serius rindu semua orang. Tak kiralah sama ada di SHAMS atau SMAP Labu.

Ta.

I feel you sue-sanna..(well,instead of johanna)

Salaam Alaik

Oh hey hey hey..

Certain people can be so over-reacting to things.

You talk badly about me, I sue you. You write things about me, I sue you. You do this, I sue you. You do that, I sue you. You do nothing, I sue you. Whatever you do, I am still going to sue you. Shadap and let me sue you.

Man, people don't even know how your face looks like. Maybe suing will be a profession some day. Maybe it already was. Seeing how easy you can get money by suing people. Well, suing people just because people give you hate comments in your blog will not be a bad idea as a source of income, I think.

Anyhow,

A numerologist said that my musical talent is being suppressed due to my willingness to sacrifice and also it is because I am unable to appreciate the talent I have. LOL. Funny to know that. OK. I am so not going to waste this talent anynore. So, I remind you if you somewhat listening to me singing or doing anything related to the musical world, please do not stop me. If not, I am going to sue you for trying to opress my freedom of expressing myself and the talent I have. You think I will win?

Hi. I am Nawa. I am seven years old. I am not angry. Uncle cameraman is bad. He should tell me to smile. Bad bad uncle cameraman.

No. My parents did not abuse me till I looked that way. I looked so.. so.. glum? Well, that was like over a decade ago. Now, I am all smile.

At times.

Ta

I read in toilet. Not good. Don't follow.

Salaam Alaik

I tried as hard as I can to update as much as I can as why I love to use the word "as" so much I do not know either.

Okeh.

Stop hurting your head trying to decipher what I am trying to say. It is not worth anything but who knows maybe your brain might be a bit heavier just by figuring out what I want to say. I had no mood to go to work again today and thinking of having my headache as a reason skipping work.

But as you know, being a very dedicated worker I am, I tossed that thought off to the bin. Chewah!

Ha..merepek lagi but my head did hurt. Just know. Apparently, after some time, the pain went away.

After this, if my sister try to knock the door even screaming at the top of her lung, I won't open the door for her.

But, I know I will not do this. Unless I put my mind into it.

But should I try?

Perut sakit.

Ta.

Menurut saya,hobi beliau adalah tidur.

Salaam Alaik

Hari ini, umur Akak dah dua puluh empat.

Tua, kan kan kan?

Tak sangka dia dah 24.

Baru ingat hari tu comot-comot balik dari sekolah -> kata Ayah.

Baru ingat hari tu dia marah-marah dalam van sekolah sebab lambat. dia comot jua--> kata Awa

Dah dua puluh empat dah.. --> kata Awa dan Ayah

Selamat Hari Jadi Akak

Semoga tahun ini Akak dapat apa yang Akak inginkan.

Semoga tahun ini Akak sentiasa dirahmati oleh Allah.

Semoga tahun ini Akak sentiasa diredhai oleh Allah.

Semoga tahun ini Akak sentiasa menjadi anak yang solehah.

Semoga tahun ini Akak sentiasa menjadi kakak yang solehah.

Semoga tahun ini Akak dapat tamatkan pembelajaran dengan cemerlang.

Semoga tahun ini Akak dapat gelaran Doktor.

Dan semoga tahun ini Ayah mendapat bakal menantu dan Awa mendapat bakal abang ipar .

Yang pertama.

Ameen Ya Rabbal 'Alameen.

Kedua-dua gambar adalah usaha beliau untuk berperilaku comel. Comelkah? Anda tentukan!

Kedua-dua gambar jua adalah dicilok dari sumber yang berbeza tanda penulis sebagai seorang yang adil.

Akhir kata,

Semoga pertambahan umur tidak seiring dengan pertambahan berat badan dan kedutan di muka tetapi seiring dengan kematangan fikiran dan kecantikan peribadi.

Kasih sayang,
Awa dan Ayah dari Klang.