Wednesday, 22 July 2009

Hari ini dalam sejarah.not.

Salaam Alaik

Harry Potter was boring because it was way too much long. I had to hold from relieving myself due to quite a considerable amount of water being drank and in which resulted me in great distress.

Thus explaining the tears then when Dumbledore was falling from the tower and the scene when everyone was circling around him and I swore, I really do,I saw Dumbledore's chest heaving up and down when Harry put his hands on Old Dumbly's chest. Yeah, well, maybe it is just me.

And then there was my sister who kept complaining about the smell of the person next to her.The breath odour to be precised. Then, she was like dozing off for awhile too which was very funny indeed for I was like poking her and asked whether she was asleep or not.

Oh yeah, the subtitles were funny too. Those by Mr Ti and Mr Wong.

It should be drank --> Ia harus dimabukkan
and a few more. Must not read them or I will laugh and again it will cause harm not too only me but people around me... and possibly the cleaner too. Get what I mean? Sure you do.

We siblings are huge fans of Harry Potter series but mostly of the books not the movies. Sadly, this time around the movie did no justice to Harry Potter himself. Urm..

What am I crapping about?

Tom Felton is very macho-manlah. Dan Radcliffe is short. The twins are cool.

Anyhow, Rowling got her money anyway.

p/s: I finished packing. Excited very much, eh? Yeah right.

Monday, 13 July 2009

Thursday, 9 July 2009

I have to count using my toes too. I am so like Shin Chan.

Salaam Alaik

To teach a kid requires a huge amount of patience.

and I doubt I can be a kindergaten teacher or elementary school teacher.

Haih ....

Hi. I am Haziq. This was me in 2004. I used to be cute like this but recently I am becoming very ngada-ngada. I am not at fault, am I? You know, kids will be kids.

Sunday, 5 July 2009

You are a light bulb, says Dad.

And sometimes, we can never agree to say that you are not.

Salaam Alaik

Hari ini Enam Julai. Hari ini hari jadi dia. Hari ini dia sudah mencapai umur dua puluh satu tahun. Dah boleh mengundi dah. Kahwin pun boleh dah. Yelah, Ayah dulu-dulu kahwin umur dua puluh dua. Setahun je lagi. Cun sangatlah tu. Tahun depan, dia akan tamatkan pembelajaran di negara asing. Ala.. takkan tak tahu, negara asing yang dahulunya menjadi tempat banduan-banduan dicampakkan. Entah kenapa ramai orang bangga dan mengaku ada saudara bermastautin di sana. Haha. Bunyi jeles di situ.

Entah macam mana keadaan dia agaknya. Kata dia, badan semakin sihat. Tak.. tak.. bukan sihat yang mengembang ke kiri dan ke kanan tu tapi sihat dengan menambah jisim otot-otot. Baguslah tu. Kalau tak, sia-sia pakej percuma yang ditanggung pihak universiti.

Entah bila kita boleh jumpa. Tak lama dah tinggal di Malaysia ni. Beberapa hari je lagi. Nanti akan pergi ke tanah asing juga tapi warna kulit dan cuaca di sana mungkin tak beberapa asing. Haha. Hish. Bunyi seperti racist pula. Tapi tahun depan, dia mungkin akan berkerja dan bergaji. Maka, bolehlah datang melawat.

Jadi, hari ini hari istimewa dia. Yelah, bukan hari-hari kita dapat sambut hari kelahiran diri sendiri. Agaknya tahun ni dapat hadiah apa pulak ye? Nak tahu apa yang dia dapat dari saya? Nak? Nak?

Mengikut jawapan standard dari bapa kami, KASIH SAYANG. Jadi, ambillah kasih sayang ni.

Kata dia, Inilah pose seorang model handalan di hadapan kamera.


Yo sis, if you are reading, know that I love you to bits. No hard feelings eh? Hehehehehehe. Happy birthday, love!

Saturday, 4 July 2009

Ajakan ikhlas

Hey semua.

Marilah kita bersama-sama main The Sims 3.


Wednesday, 1 July 2009

Uwah..dah julai dah!! cepatlah 10hb.

Salaam Alaik

Amidst the hype of fighting against the virus H1N1, Malaysia is also currently fighting against the spread of dengue fever. Being a good citizen, I am including myself in this fight. Fightoooo-OH!

Ceh tipu..tipu.

Usually, when I was alone in the house, I tend to ignore the outside world which means anyone ringing the bell will be completely ignored especially those that I do not even know. Siapa kau? will be the instant question popping inside my head when the bell rings. A peek behind the curtain, and No, I do not know you. and pedulilah apa jadi kat luar tuh. A very considerate person eh?

Anyway, I did it when this pakcik with a clipboard rang the bell and apparently, he was quite a persistent man. Taperlah pacik, go go.. go somewhere else. Tralalala.. He gave up finally.

But then my brother came back and scream, Acik..acik.. orang tu nak sembur .. Keluar.. keluar!.

Ceh adik, masuklah. Kita buat tak nampak. *walhal bunyi mesin sembur sangatlah kuat. And he ignored me, joined his group of friends and in bliss when he saw the house was covered with white thick smoke. Yep, I gave up and let they do whatever they want. Semburlah banyak mana korang nak. Semburlah.

Nasib baik Bibik Rom datang esok. Takyah fikir nak mop lantai. Miahahahahahaha...

To all mosquitoes in the house, DIE!! DIE!! DIE!!

p/s: Pergh.. adik tengok drama melayu dengan skrip yang berbunyi, "Tidak Karim. Saya sudah tidak sayang pada awak lagi." Pergh...

p/p/s: I got my copy of The Sims 3 today. You just made my day.